I’m back and I’ve drawn a winner of my candy! But first I wanted to post a couple of the jokes that were left for me in the comments.
**Doctor, Doctor, I've got a steering wheel stuck down my trousers and it's driving me nuts!
**- What does a green grape say to a purple grape?
- Breathe! Please breathe!!
**A Scrapbooker's Eulogy -- Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep but if I should die before I wake, please Lord, let them scrap my funeral great!
And Here’s one from me:
**How come when someone wants to know the time they point to their watch, but when they want to know where the bathroom is they don’t point to their crotch?
If you didn’t win my candy, hop over HERE for a chance to win a $25 gift certificate to the OCS store!
I used Random. org to pick a winner. # 75 which is Nicki from Little Ted Cards. Please email me your address at jacijangy at yahoo dot com .